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When someone throws a shitfit at the house after his or her significant other leaves without saying goodbye. Commonly found within close-nit families and popular parties.
Guy 1: Dude, don't leave me now, bro.
Guy 2: Watch me... watch me take this ass down the road!
Guy 1: NO. If you do that, Gloria is gonna throw a shitfit and the house is gonna go into crisis lock down mode.
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Shit music that only retards listen to try to pick which is best or when actual humans with brains pick which is larger than the shittiest one.
Some dude: Hey nigga, listen to Sicko mode or Mo bamba?
Me: No dumb cunt, go listen to shit that's actually good, maybe it will raise your IQ.
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The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.
That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.
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In fantasy baseball competition, "Rebuild Mode" is a term used for a shitty team trying to save face.
My team sucks this year because we are in Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode.
the mode of a man who reaches fits of rage when his girlfriend even speaks to another male or even mentions another male. this mode often involves asking about every unfamiliar phone number on his girlfriend's cell, checking her email without her consent, following her when she goes out for the night, and will make sure that he knows where she is and who she is with at all times. thi mode is a nightmare for his girlfriend's friends as they will tell her to break up with him constantly
he's in CBM again and he won't quit calling.
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When a guy and girl are having sex while she's on her period, he pulls out and jizzes on her cunt. He then precedes to perform oral sex on her.
Bob and Jane are really into that cherry pie a la mode.
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The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.
Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?
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