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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.

by Windy Frank June 6, 2024


Stone Sword Mentality

The mentality of never giving up even though you know you are going to lose over, and over, and over again.

"Look at PrinceZam, hes rushing his enemies even though he knows hes going to lose, that is a pure example of Stone Sword Mentality.

by TransFemGaymer July 16, 2023


The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.

Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night

by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024


The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.

Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*

by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019


Stone Wall on Steroids

Stone Wall on Steroids is the act of being in the way of ever new idea someone else proposes.

It is one thing to be against President Trump because my friend Jerry is a sore loser, it is quite another thing for Jerry to be a Stone Wall on Steroids on everything Trump does. He has lost all prospective on fair play.

by deuniqued February 1, 2017


Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.

“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”

by Fuckedous March 15, 2018


Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 3, 2024