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A couple who has problems,who is down each others throats one minute and kissing the next. A couple who are now not a couple but still should be. Two people who are meant to be together.
Paul is an amazing guy and Maggie a wonderful girl.
Maggie is willing to do anything to get him back.
Paul and Maggie NEED to be back together.
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An overbearing idiot who likes to come to Canada and lay on an ice floe petting a seal pup until the thing becomes so pissed it snaps at the ex-beatle and wife Heather.
1: "Did you see Paul McCartney in the newspaper?"
2: "Yeah the seal tried to bite his ugly head off."
1: "Hahahahaha"
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Alternatice name for Ron Paul. Comes from the fact that he had a publication called the Ron Paul Report that contained some highly racist entries. Although Racist Paul did not write these articels, he should be help responsible for what appears in a publication he was responsible for.
The Paultards constantly minimize the fact that Racist Paul was responsible for highly racist material published in his Ron Paul Report.
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"I got cancer."
'Why?'
"I watched Jake Paul"
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An ethnically-confused, mildly skilled white rapper from Houston, Texas. Despite his constant "shout-outs" to the south side 5900 southlea block of houston, paul wall was actually raised on the north side or texas as paul slayton. he grew up in the acres homes neighborhood of north side with ex-husband chamillionaire. yet, when paul wanted to make it big, he suddenly changed his birthplace to south side, which was at the time and still is teeming with "screwed up" rap talent. he has released two major albums and appeared on several popular singles.
paul wall: yo, cham, what up my n@#$$?!!!
cham: paul, shut the fuck up. you aint black, mothafucka.
paul wall: im on that 5-9 posted up, like a mailbox, slangin' licks on the grind, puttin' money in my socks.
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STEP ONE: drink a glass of water.
STEP TWO: fuck partner in the ass. STEP THREE: piss into partner's ass. STEP FOUR: catch any overflowing piss from partner's ass in own mouth.
STEP FIVE: spit partner's piss into partner's face.
STEP SIX (OPTIONAL): fuck.
Dude, I'm gonna give her the old 'waterfall paul' tonight. It'll kick ass!
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Played bass in the most publified Beatles and did not play with his back turned and did play it upside down when playing a right handed bass. Becuz in those days the Beatles were poor and could only afford what they could. So McCartney used a right handed bass sometimes. Stu Sutcliffe is the former bass player of the Beatles and he played with his back to the audience cuz he sucked and didn't want to get embarrassed.
"You saw Paul McCartney the egotistical, bass player of the Beatles ?"
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