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(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).
Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".
Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.
Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.
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The rare and abnormal act undertaken when a person who you have never previously had any aquaintance with, sits next to you in a situaiton when all of the other places to sit down are empty, like in a movie theatre or a bus.
Tom: "Hey man how was your movie?"
Craig: Man, it was shit i had to deal with a personal space invader the whole time!
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When someone has a large personality that makes them more attractive and seem more boastful.
Keke: did you see Jason? He had such a big dick personality after a couple drinks.
Derek: Damn, he makes me feel like I have an average dick personality
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Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.
Scenario 1
Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!
Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.
*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa
Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.
*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?
Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.
*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-
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lihi dvash
lihi dvash is the most toxic person you’ll know.
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it is when someone is hit with an object and it was funny. in result
hahahah that kid got hit with a box of staples... staple boy,hhahaha that guy got nut put on his head,,,,,, tee bag boy!
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A triggered person is someone whose brain is too small to comprehend logic (See: Ben Shapiro) and therefore flips out and scaring the human race. A triggered person usually comes in the form of a feminist or a really left liberal. These fuckers come in many shapes and sizes. But most triggered people are either super fat like over 600 lbs or super skinny like anorexic skinny. These triggered people all exist somewhere in New Jersey. Oh and all single moms get triggered too.
I took a plane to New Jersey and I saw a Triggered Person. Their words filled me with fear. I thought "it" was going to explode. Scariest moment of my life.
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