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When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.
Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.
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Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
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Greatest New Jersey sports team's of all time. Baseball, Basketball, Soccer...You name it. They own you.
Damn, the Seton Hall Pirates straight fucked us up AGAIN!!!!
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Tie up a someone from behind, be like a pirate and rape them. Have your way with them as long as you want, only stop when they let out a sign of pleasure. Or until you hit the climax.
they will be claimed as yours then if you release in them.
William~Time for a good old Fashion Spanish Pirate~
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When you attempt to seduce another with an enticing look, however the look fails and you are looking at the other person with your eye squinted and your lip up (making you look like a pirate)...often more embarrassing when you give a hardy "ARRRR" along with the look.
Bill: "Sally gave me a peg leg yesterday."
Tim: "Why?"
Bill: "I gave her the pirate eye last week."
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An organisation like the RIAA, MPAA or BPI who are aiming to cut down online piracy.
"Dude, did you hear about that teacher that got sued by the anti-pirate buttpirates?"
"Yeah, god damn the BPI."
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Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI
Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"
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