TEU POWER PLAY

To go off half cocked, with poor information in an attempt to drill a buddy in the ass but, getting your own ass drilled instead.

shit, he pulled a teu power play and they broke it off in his ass. Next time i guess he will mind his own busness.

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play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

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play fast and loose

to behave recklessly, irresponsibly, or deceitfully toward someone or something, such as acting in a manner that contradicts conventions or guidelines

Wow! He sure does play fast and loose with money.

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homey don't play that

A disagreement or protest to a suggested idea or action.

Carlton said, "Let's watch American Idol!", and Will was like, "Homey don't play that."

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let's play tennis

it's means sex. No emotions. Like friends with benefits. No relationship, no emotions, just sex

"Jimin, let's play tennis...."

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Nice play, Shakespeare!

Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid."

Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!

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Sexting Role Play

When sexting becomes very explicit and in depth, like a cheap softcore porn novel. In some cases, is a substitute for actual sex. Sexting Role Play requires no pictures, or actual sex, just depthy texts depciting arousing encounters.

~Sexting Role Play Example:

Mike: "I don't know, how bad do you want it?" *penis starts getting hard in his jeans*

Jesse: *slowly craws up to his face and kisses his lips, then his cheek, then his ear and whispers* "Really Bad" *pressing her hand against his dick*

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