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poop skate

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.

Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.

by Gvid September 30, 2007


Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023


Poop Trickle

A light trickle of poop that drips from your sphincter after a warm gust of flatulence.

I was holding in a fart all day, and eventually it poop trickled into my underpants.

by Waxy Lincoln December 30, 2011


poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 26, 2020


Poop Cloth

Bum Cloth

A wash cloth(Poop Cloth) use to clean the Anus after a very soft wet Bowl movement. Also used to give courtesy wipes after Toilet Paper.

by D Blizzal December 3, 2019


poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 15, 2015


protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

by Tree trunks June 25, 2014