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Post-nap grog

Sometimes in life, nighttime just didn't provide you with the correct amount of sleep you deserved.

When this occurs its perfectly acceptable to go for a nap when your energy runs out, to keep you fresh for the rest of the day.

The key with napping is to not make it too long, once you reach the fresh/grog boundary it can all go wrong, leaving you with a post-nap groggy feeling leaving you feeling a horrible mixture of hungover and mental slowness which is hard to shift.

Eddie had had a late night and an early morning start, leaving him to contemplate a quick nap at 3pm, however when he awoke at 5pm he had sleep hair, a fuzzy feeling on his tongue and a general feeling of post-nap grog.

by haveabanana8 November 14, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Post concert clarity

That feeling you get when you finish playing your instrument at a concert and realize how shittily you just played

John:I played so badly I made so many mistakes
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity

by Mistah6909 December 9, 2022


PRE POST HASTE

Meaning:

Before you even think,

BUST A MOVE

We have a serious EMERGENCY

BUST A MOVE
Pre Post Haste

by ReFuckTard October 10, 2018


Lamp post thursday

when you get a really good idea.

hey guys its lamp post thursday!

by mjryan06 February 9, 2010


Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 4, 2015


post-Twilight depression

The mixed feeling of wondering awe and devestating sadness when a person finishes the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn.

Caution: Persons may have suicidal thoughts after finishing this unrealistically intriguing series...if you are one of these people be sure to remember the future Twilight movies that are yet to be released and that the half book Midnight Sun is posted on Stephanie Meyers website.

Sally: (In library) I'm done...I hav officially finished the Twilight Saga. Im not sure if i shud cry, scream, laugh, or kill myself...

Hally: Omg!!! I thought the exact same thing when i finished them. Its called post-Twilight depression...just read Midnight Sun and it will go away.

by Live4Twilight July 1, 2009

26πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Post Baby Pussy

A term for an overstretched, overused vagina that has resulted from the delivery of one or more children.

"Stay away from that old lady my, she has a Post Baby Pussy.

by JDJDJD March 30, 2008

135πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž