R-tard

When someone does something strange, preverted, or extremely sexual.

Roxie is an R-tard who likes to suck on Ryan's gooch.

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R u mad?

A questioning joke that one person nerviously asks another. The nervousness stems from the fact that the person asking the question is not sure whether the person to whom the question was addressed is really mad or not.

Usually responded to with:
Yes=Trouble
No=Time to utter a funny banter

Lauren: R u mad?
Ben: no
Lauren: R u sure?
Ben: yes, now quit talking to me damnit!

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git r done

a term used by a hilarious comedian, larry the cable guy.Rednecks use it to express that you need to finish

whos ready to git r done

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"s" and "r" theory

the theory of one person being the bitch of another. such as (in the alphabet) "R" is the bitch of the "S", "R" is "S"'s bitch.

We prove the "S" and "R" theory, you are the "R" I am the "S".

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douchebags r us

What you call a group of douchebags

Oh look a douchebags r us!

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r u high

when someone asks u a stupid ass question and you answer with disgust

Tony says :yo jamie whats obamas last name again
Jamie : r u high!!!

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Toys R Us

A good place to shop or work if you want to have nightmares as an adult.

TV: "Buy a new Skylanders game and get two free Skylanders, but only if you buy from Toys R Us, where --"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *burns TV down*

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