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The act of throwing yourself out of a tall building to escape stress or stupidity from work.
I am about to red dot myself if the tapping doesn't stop!
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1) Jimi Hendrix's bass player.
2) The enemy in your life that you keep the closest to you.
3) To be an obessive, jealous hater of someone you work with who has more talent than you. To constantly seek a way to screw a good thing up for everyone.
Noel Redding belongs in the hater hall of fame.
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The team with the most ridiculous, stupid, bandwagon, don't know their ass from their mouths fans in all of sports. Here's the problem with red sox fans: You win a couple times and all the sudden you think the whole sports world needs to bow down to you. They are a bunch of contradicting fans that think they KNOW EVERYTHING. They rip on the Yankees and their fans thinking it makes them look superior, but it makes them look SO STUPID! They have such loud mouths for a team that hasn't won much in their history. They spend their entire days trying to find ways to put the Yankees down, almost bully like. And we all know that bullies do that because they feel incompetent and have low self-confidence. They're also the team that doesn't know how to win properly. The Yankees in their years won with grace, sportsmanship and pride. The Red Sox win with disgusting sportsmanship and gross actions (ex. dancing on the yankee dugout after you beat them in game 7 in 2004. Smoking cigars and dancing on busch field after you beat the cardinals). Find me a Yankee player that did that in Fenway Park and tell me all of Boston wouldn't be up in arms. Plain and Simple: Boston fans have a lot to learn. Their like a really disrespectful and immature child. They need to grow up.
"The worst fans in baseball belong to those of the red sox."
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term used to prevent drunk friend from hooking up with ugly guy/girl can be used openly without alerting ugly girl/guy of whats going on
dude i cant find my lighter, have you seen it? "what color is it" its my red lighter
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The act of wrapping two penises around each other for sexual pleasure.
I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...
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At the point of climax, you pull out, slap the girl on the ass, scream "WOLVERINES", then proceed to jizz a W on her back.
**Expert Level: jizz the entire word 'WOLVERINES' on her back**
Last night at 2am I awoke to hear the distinct scream of "Wolverines" coming from my neighbour's apartment. As I drifted back to sleep, I feared not of a Russian invasion but knowingly smirked at the thought of another successful Red Dawn.
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n. The political change of the United States in favor of conservatism, specifically relating to the 2004 election, with the re-election of George Bush, and the loss of John Kerry, the great gains for Republicans in the House and Senate, and the voting to ammend the constitutions of 11 states outlawing gay marriage.
Not saying it is good or bad, in fact, for me, Red Shift is a mixed blessing (damn my centrist view).
(this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems)
See Blue Shift
The Reagan era was a period of red shift.
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