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life-retarded

when somebody hasn't the common knowledge or experience needed to get through a day without asking for help.

life-retard: how do you cook beans?
friend: you're life-retarded.

by christopherwordgenius August 14, 2011


Siege Retard

A siege retard is someone who watches the RussianBadger and hentai(particularly loli) instead of actually playing the game is terrible at the game says he's as good as actual players copies every casual stray ever (never gotten a clip worthy round)

Simon you are a siege retard

by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019


youtube retarded

Someone who has no idea how to use youtube

Bianca is soooo Youtube retarded. She had no idea how to find the video of a dancing dog.

by TechnicolorfulLife April 06, 2008


Retard Toy

A playful sex objet for the mentally disabled.

Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by LAUREN IS A SEXY BITCH April 18, 2003


boneified retard

a complete douche bag who has no chance of getting any girl except his mum

"check tht guy chatting up steph hes such a boneified retard"

i no he'll prob chat his mum up later

i no. sick fucker

by monkey fukkkkkk September 28, 2007


Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".

"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 31, 2017


retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"

When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.

by Alpino May 06, 2016