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A queen so hard it shoots you in the air.
My queen was so hard it felt like a crotch rocket.
I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket
I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"
Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.
A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket
A woman who continuously spits out children from her vagina.
That woman sure is a crotch rocket with all those kids. Those government checks be banging!
When you burn your dick beyond all recognition
Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket