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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
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While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.
Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?
When a male and female have sex on a pizza and then eat it (perferably w/ the toppings sausage and vegtables.)
Marissa and Mike had a sausage & vagtable pizza last night.
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When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.
This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.
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Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.
Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.
Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie
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A vile sexual act in the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Alabama Hot Pocket. To properly perform a Puget Sound Sausage, the male must excrete a good deal of liquid diarrhea into the toilet while his partner is unaware. Once the water is good and brown, the male dips his phallus into the diarrhea/toilet water mixture, then runs outside and sticks his member into his partner's mouth before he/she realizes the penis is covered in diarrhea.
"I straight up gave that slut a Puget Sound Sausage last night, son!"
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Mainly applicable to hot tub parties, but can refer to any social gathering which has a greater than 3 to 1 ratio of males to females. Based on the generally accepted practice of mixing seafood (particuarly oysters, which resemble female gentalia when shucked and slightly cooked), and sausage (no explanation needed), 50-50 in a gumbo stew. This phrase is best understood, and thusly used for humorous purposes in southern parts of the U.S. where people make and eat gumbo on a regular basis.
I went to my friends hot tub party in New Orleans, but after seeing that he had invited 45 of his frat boy buddies and only three chicks, it was a clear case of "too much sausage in the gumbo".