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Jocular coinage for male masturbation...
Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
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The act of physically signifying group achievement by slapping palms together with friend or teammate. Frequently accompanied with verbal affirmation of "Palm slap!"
"You're coming out with us tonight? Palm slap!"
"Our team just won! Palm slap!"
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The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
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When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).
"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."
"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"
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When one has peanutbutter on their hand and yells "peanutbutter slap" and slaps them hard on the face
Man I gave him a peanutbutter slap because he wouldn't shut up!
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When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.
ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.
ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.
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When a male is having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, the male takes both hands and arms, and winds them up like a windmill and slaps the female in the ass. Sometimes resulting in the female slamming her head into the wall/headboard that was directly in front of her.
John: Hey man i totally Hurricane slapped my girlfriend last night.
Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on
John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall
Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap !
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