super straight.

Super straight. A fake sexual orientation made by transphobic people seeking oppression. People who are 'super straight' are not sexually attracted to trans people, but actually have a secret piss kink, much like the people with 'nor/mal' pronouns.

Transphobic: I'm coming out as super straight.
Normal human being: No, you're a transphobic, oppression seeking straight person, but don't be ashamed to have a piss kink :)

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super boo

Derived from "boo boo," a super boo is an especially wonderful. In particular, two cute kitties that can be considered super boos would be George and Grif. Certain humans are also super boos, but there are only two known examples today, one being the 23-year old future president of the United States.

I wish I could snuggle a super boo.

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Super Virgin

A virgin who tries way too hard lose his virginity with girls, almost always creeping on them. Often a state at parties, being wheelbarrowed away, like a mess. Can (optionally) have been fingered by a gay guy, pretending it was a girl. Once a super virgin breaks this with a girl, he then becomes a normal virgin, requiring sex from another, different girl to lose his virginity.

Person 1: Haha! Mad harry hoofter got fingert!
Person 2: What a super virgin.

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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.

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Super Sonic

Sonic + 7 emeralds = Super Sonic, Created in 1991, way before Dragon Ball Z

collect 50 rings and you become Super Sonic

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Super Greg

Super Greg, a hispanic rapper. Number 1!

Uh, Super Greg? I'll have Soup.

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super male

taller than average height, less intelligence and more agressive behaviour than the average male.

john that dumbass, you know the tall dude, yeah he is so angry all the time! he's such a super male

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Super Impaled

Created by its marvelous owner, Lil' John. This magically delicious word is related in a small way to impale. It means to have been stuck to an objects' surface with tremendous force. Using this word has an overwelming backfire on its user when said in a serious conversation and is suggested to only be used while your friends are all horribly inebriated.

"I had the greatest idea about ripping off PS2. The only thing that stands in my way is that damned bar code...its like super-impaled on there"
kevmaster: you idiot

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