gospel talking points

This describes what people do when they begin an unasked for basic Christian dogma lecture.

These evangelicals came up to ambush me with gospel talking points!

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Talk you up

To make positive remarks about someone's work ethic, career achievements or talent to help them professionally. Past tense is talked you up. complement, praise, support, help, promote, advertise, celebrity, aid

Are you kidding me?! The whole time I was at the party, I went around and made sure to talk you up! If you don't get the promotion now, you never will.

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All Talk No Drop

Its when you feel like you have to take a big shit, so you pull down your pants and sit on the toilet, and nothing but farts come out. You leave utterly disappointed.

Brandon: "Hey how did your Epic dump go?"

Rick: "Aww man it was uneventful, no poop. It was All Talk No Drop."

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Talking Out Soft

The opposite of talking out loud.
To whisper.

We were talking out soft but couldn't really hear what each other was saying.

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Small Talk Walk

The art of increasing or decreasing the rate of one's walk in the office or parking lot so as to avoid inane conversation about the weather with fellow associates.

There were simply too many people in the parking lot to make his Small Talk Walk very effective.

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we need to talk

womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked.

honey, about our relationship, we gotta talk.

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we need to talk

the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.

Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit

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