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Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016


Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.

1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018


ball snapper

Someone who irritates you so bad that your balls snap.
i.e. Tj Jackson

Boy Bob sure has turned into a real ball snapper!

by lays2 May 17, 2014


She-Balls

A woman who has She-Balls is a woman who has an empowered attitude. She-Balls are for women who celebrate optimism while pursuing their goals, make their greatest trials a test of endurance and proudly claim the right to be Unbreakable, Beautiful, Courageous and Ready for MORE!

That lady has earned her She-Balls for pushing through and overcoming every obstacle to build her business into a successful enterprise!

by TheLady August 2, 2012


sweaty balls

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink

OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.

thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink

by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021


ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 21, 2009


Nick balls

When you cut your balls while shaving.

Man, i nicked balled myself the other day.
Jeff got nick balls lmao.

by DoodleArtz March 25, 2019