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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

by JulianaJax December 4, 2020


Low five

When you relate to someone for something sad or feeling sad & depressed.

"Bro I'm feeling lonely"

"low five then"

by Themohaimin March 31, 2021


muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 7, 2014


Low Carbon

Low in carbon usage. Carbon is what we create when we work or even breath. Making a product like shampoo puts out a certain amount of carbon. When transporting it to the store the amount of fuel burnt is carbon.

When trucking that product to the store they burnt less fuel so it was a low carbon delivery.

by James Booth October 1, 2007


low I.Q. Democrat

A Republican

She smiled, no teeth, said something about stop counting the votes and I put her down as a low I.Q. Democrat....but I spell it Republican.

by Charlie Currie November 5, 2020


Lowe’s

The worst store on the planet

Dad: son, we have to go to lowe’s
Son: why do we have to go to that boring place?

by DatMenke123 December 3, 2022


Hang lows

Breasts that hang as low as your belly button.

You would need two pairs of push up bras to save this lady from her hang lows.

by BostonAlan August 3, 2017