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In first person shooters, to take a shotgun blast to the chest.
I though I had him beat, but then he turned around and dump trucked my ass.
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When you take one of those shits that sounds like you just through a bunch of rocks into a lake.
Did you hear Ryan dumping rocks in a lake when he was in the bathroom?
The act of emptying the contents of your scrotum whether through sexual intercourse or masturbation ( fapping)..
I told the wife if she wants me to be in a good mood she'll be Dumping my "bag" when i get home..
An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.
"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."
"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."
A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.
She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.
A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.
"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."
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