An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.
The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.
A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.
Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.
An old timey way of saying Fuck You
oh a fart on you Mr. johnson
When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.
That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.
I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters
Where somebody farts and it smells so bad you have to evacuate the premesis
Somebody farts gross that was such a Jamie Fart!
Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.
That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.