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The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.
Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.
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1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
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A really small-ish school with the usual mix of goths and preps and normal people. The teachers are eccentric and the lockers are tiny. The vice principle scares everyone, that's a fact. Girls have a wrestling unit that initiates the usual backstabbing of "oh my god, so and so got me out i'm going to kill her!"
ORMS is in eldersberg, possibly the most pointless town in the whole nation. We're not even sure if we are our own town. Are we part of Sykesville? We have 50 nail places but no movie theater. The most popular teenage pas stime is cow tipping.
He he, lets go to Farmer Joe's and tip his cows!
Yea, then lets get our nails done!
Dude, guys don't do that?
Then what are we supposed to do afterwards?
Good point. Lets go grafitti Oklahoma Road Middle School!
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What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.
The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.
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Don't be an asshole.
Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
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A MSU student that resides at Chandler Crossing.
Those Abbott Road Mother Fucker's smoke too much weed.
Farewell Yellow Brick Road
I just went to one of Elton John's Farewell Yellow Brick Road concerts.