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A school in Florida that likes to think they are wildly elite. Shockingly, it has a 76% acceptance rate, deeming it a quite obvious safety school. While the delusional students boast on here about being so wealthy and elite, they seem to come from gaudy new money and will have to live off their parents’ for the rest of their lives. Why else would they be at such a non-selective school? If you aren’t at an Ivy League or at least a Little Ivy, or some other school that takes less than 40%, it’s time to rethink what elite means, Lynn University.
Lynn University? I applied there just in case I didn’t get into Williams, Swarthmore, Brown, or Dartmouth. Thank god I didn’t have to disappoint the rents by going there; Exeter was pricey.
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Wanna go to Lynn University this weekend and snort a bump with me. They call it Cocaine University!
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An awesome university where the students learn to become sussy bakas and have sex
Bobby: What university do you go to?
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
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College hides behind their cute live mascot and small school charm to overcharge you and sell you lies. Its not worth it. There is no diversity, terrible food, and terrible housing. Des Moines is a nothing town and Drake is a nothing school. Dont go, I promise.
Kenna: Hey, don't you go to Drake University?
Juliana: Yeah, I don't recommend it. Our first mascot Griff died so now we have Griff 2.
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When Trump says that illegal immigration is bringing criminals, he might be right to some extent, but look no further than higher education. You will find an array of criminals here whether they are female or male. Do not be fooled by the females, they are just as bad as the males. This institution might have some good people, but I have met some of the most horrific people I have encountered in my entire life here. I have been assaulted, robbed, and threatened. Think wisely of the people you live with here and the people you befriend. Because there are some mean people here, that are power hungry, money hungry and do not have any regard for other human life. Although, there are some good people. They exist, but the bad people are the ones that come out the most.
Salisbury University:
Watch out, keep your eyes peeled because your roommate might be your worst nightmare. Be careful what social groups you go into.
Eyes peeled.
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Benedictine University is a small Catholic university in Lise IL. This is a small school that has "parties", it is mostly a trash ass school, AKA a glorified version of high school. It also can be called BenU or BeneDickitn with the yearly party of Benefical. Don't expect much.
Friend: Hey man this party sucks.
You: yeah feels like a real Benedictine University Party.
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The University of North Florida is one of Florida's several public higher education institutions. Also referred to as UNF it is located in Jacksonville, FL and conveniently located near the beaches and the nearby Town Center. The campus is on a nature preserve so wildlife is everywhere--especially the Canada geese who never migrate and who pretty much everyone hates (students in Osprey Hall on lakeside are particularly vindictive). UNFs current undergraduate student body is around 16,000 as of my last look on their website. They also offer a graduate program and many scholarship opportunities. Best things to do on campus include sitting out on the Green in nice weather and going to the gym or hitting the nature trails. Things to watch out for: the skateboarders are everywhere and some of them do not watch where they are going and geese poop is everywhere as well. All in all UNF is an amazing school and anyone who says differently needs to get some more school spirit. Go Ospreys!
Girl 1: You go to the University of North Florida?
Girl 2: Yeah I do!
Girl 1: What's it like there?
Girl 2: OMG Unf is amazing!
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