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When you think one object for something very similar to it.
"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."
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Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt
Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.
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The female equivalent to (ie:Rock out with your cock out ;Hang out with your wang out)
Having such a great time it's hard to explain it with words. (ie:partying too hard; having too much fun)
Just relax babe, and jam out with your clam out.
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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
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The female version of rock out with my cock out.
Time to hit the bar and jam out with my clam out.
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Also known as HSEJ. When you go to Denny's and mix together Hot Sauce, Sugar, Egg, and jam in a bowl then get a friend to eat it.
Me and some friends went to denny's and made some Hot Sauce Sugar Egg Jam
the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume
Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
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