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national daddy day

in honor of all your daddies.not biological though. 😉

Sally- Happy National Daddy day

Sally's Bf- thanks babe

by afmh18 July 11, 2018

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National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc April 18, 2018


national rape day

1. rape isn’t a joke

2. to think it’s funny and to try and “create” a holiday where it’s normalized is fuc***up
3.if you think it’s funny or if you’ve ever r4p3d someone just know you’ll rot in hell for eternity and pay for what you’ve done and feel the guilt eating away at you :)

john- “have you heard about national rape day😂it’s kinda funny”
anyone with common sense- “no it’s not douche” *kills him^

by hey lol:) April 18, 2021

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National Rape Day

if you participate in this shit, then please, go outside and touch some grass. disgusting lil fucking cunt.

???: HAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL RAPE DAY!
Me: wh- no. just, no. shut up.

by IWOAGHugdeuwadsw April 15, 2021

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Xi XI nation

The mecca of the fraternal world, located in an otherwise insignificant Columbia Mo. Producer of a rare breed of man characterized by by a fine mind, road map vascularity, and rugged good looks (Look no further than alumnus William Bradley Pitt). The diverse collection of men share one commonality... greatness. The condition of the hous is simply immaculate, directly reflecting the work done by the house manager in his reign over the property. Women inately flock to the location like moths to light.

On the eigth day God said, "Let there be Xi Xi nation."

Pledge: How can I possibly grasp the impact Xi Xi nation has had on the Greek World.

Active: Mesopatamia- birthplace of man, found between the tigris and Euprhates river. Xi Xi nation- found between college avenue and university.

Pledge: I understand now!

by BAM Bam Crush April 20, 2008

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National Faggot Day

September 3

Hey Hayden, it’s your day, National Faggot Day

by brookrowland August 15, 2019

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national hookup day

April 15th the day where if you ask someone to hookup with you they must and have no reason to say no.

“hey wanna hookup”, “no thanks”, “but it’s national hookup day and u have to”, “oh fineee

by dandanpri April 11, 2018

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