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someone putting a object up your buttyhole. and it’s a kink. it’s a butt plug kink
"Fat Plug" is another name for a wall wart, descriptively named after the way that they're a) plugs and b) fat.
Damn! Another Fat Plug. I'll never get it to work in this multiplug. Why the hell can't manufacturers put transformers in the middle of a piece of wire so I can actually plug things in without wasting half the space?
Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"
When two men laydown scissors style, and insert there penis's into each other's ass
Oh man, I'm sore as fuck today. Me and my buddy, were plugging in for hours last night, and filled each other up!
Sticking your fist up your homies asshole and gambling with your other hand
I Administered a Vegas Plugging on John yesterday
A tampon soaked in an intoxicating clear liquor, not limited to Vodka, Gin or Tequlia, inserted into the vaginal canal. Celebrated in some cultures on April 29th (UK).
Fuck me, can’t believe it’s lavender plug day, can’t wait to throw one up me.