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When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
“God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”
The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
I gave her her great California surprise
the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."
massive surprise anal insertion
my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday
this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest
todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*
When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed