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A general staple for any man's diet. Made by throwning together pre-cooked, easily heatable canned food consisting of meat, beans, and various other by-products. Served with an equal amount, by weight, of cheese and/or lard. Goes well with hamburgers or any variation of easily prepareable meat products.
Since no woman was around to make sandwiches, we decided to combine refried beans, corned beef hash, chili, two cans of sloppy joes sandwich sauce, and 10 slices of american cheese and pour it over bacon cheeseburgers, thus making man-slop.
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The act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then cumming inside the hole filling it in FULLY. You must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. If you're really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended)
Friend: Hey are you sure you made this jello right? It's tastes salty.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.
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Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.
'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'
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Actually "Vet Man" is a superhero identity passed down from father to son ever since the Revolutionary war. Therefore, there have been MANY Vet Men -- but, only "ONE" at a time (there was a pair of identical twins who shared the Vet Man identity).
Vet Man is an animal loving crimefighter. Every Vet Man has been a veterinarian, and fought for his country.
Ever since 1953, Vet Man has driven a Corvette. The Corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for Vet Man, because his evil nemesis, The Hunter, had a Thunderbird for his city car, and Vet Man could never catch him! Thankfully, Chevrolet came out with a V8 Corvette in 1956 and no Vette ever got beaten by a T-bird since then!
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A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.
Any hotties?
Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT
Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on
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A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.
"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
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