Used to describe tasteless food
Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.
Asian form of tea bagging
Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”
Like a teabag but when you dip your nut sack in soy sauce and wasabi
This girl said she loved sushi so i gave her a tokyo rice balls.
Aqua rice; meaning ‘your person’ in the work environment
You will always be my Aqua rice, even if you leave the company
slow cooked just straight up nasty
some of these instagram models are chopped rice
A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick
Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man