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Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.

1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!

by BettyFordCentre432 October 1, 2011

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bib tits

Fairly large, usually round breasts that possess the quality of sitting un-usually high and very close together on a woman's chest, they are also commonly accompanied by very deep cleavage.

Thus appearing to resemble a sort of boob bib.

Perfect for tit fucking and catching food that misses her mouth just the same.

Can be found on in many different body types, although if you see bib tits on a skinny girl they are most likely FAKE, but not always.

Person A: Man check out the bib tits on that one!

Person B: Wow! They could hold your cock and a snack at the same time.

by D-Daddy6996 September 29, 2011

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The Shit's Tits

The shit's tits refer to the best part of a bad situation. Referring to the bright side of something negative.

Somewhat the polar opposite of the bee's knees.

I fell down pretty hard on those steps...but this bitchin' arm cast is the shit's tits!

by Turdburglar1991 September 29, 2010

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Tits In a Sling

extremely easy. easily achieved.

"Dude i put money on the lakers, but there only up by 1 and lebron has the ball, will i win?"

-" Tits in a Sling man, lebrons a choke."

by Anthara November 29, 2010

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tit flop

when your boobs fly up and back down and make a flop sound

hey did you she sally while she was running she did a tit flop

by Tara Dowell September 29, 2016

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Sticks & Tits

The evening activity game of Sticks and Stones played only in the nude with the exception of sports bras and jock straps.

"Sandy I really like your sports bra"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".

"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"

by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009

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Tit-Fingles

When a girl has long narrow boobs that look like fingers.

Fuckin' A man, that chik has wicked tit-fingles.

by Tiggo_Bitties May 12, 2005

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