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Andy Dick

An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.

Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.

by Someone who kinda exists July 31, 2021


Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.

Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.

by Nicky Grimms May 25, 2011


dick leaf

1.Its a leaf shaped like a dick

2. A dick shaped like a leaf

HOLY SHIT! ITS A FUCKING DICK LEAF

by Dickleafdefiner September 3, 2015


Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017


Split Dick

The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

Oh no! Ive got split dick!

by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019


Dick-Looker

Someone who intentionally looks at dicks.

Dr Clark:” Omg Chris is a dick-looker

by Doctrclark July 30, 2022


Baller's Dick

The greatest thing to ever happen to Ichio. She is happy every time she thinks about it.

Ichio loves baller's dick. She is happy about is

by op man July 16, 2018