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You* the "targeted being" that wises to become another person's piece of attire, being of which happens to be a sock. a lesser but creepier way of being one's "Crispy socks"
""I would like to be your Non-binary Sock and enjoy (our / my) fracturable
Life""
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A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY
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A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"
Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions
Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.
"If the professor gives us another fucking project, I'm going to need a grippy sock vacation!"
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Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.
“He can suck my socks.”
A celebration of snow socks starting up in 2012. It's not technically one day because January is snow sock month, and every Friday of January is snow sock day. So it's just a joyous month. However, wearing snow socks on each Friday is where the uttermost celebration is seen. Snow socks are any socks that one wears to skiing or snowboarding (usually made of wool). Winter-themed and fuzzy socks are commonly acceptable. One of the best underground holidays by far. Originated at Centennial High School.
"Hey man, I can't wait for Snow Sock Day!" - Cool Person 1
"Damn, I know, it's so joyful and fun!" - Cool Pesron 2
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(third leg warmer) pussy, cunt, vagina
her cock sock is warm at night. it makes me cum!!!!!!!have some cheese, bitchaa!!!
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A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.
ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've