ur mom ultra big gay

When ur mom big gay is said to you before you can say it

You: "ur mom gay"
Joe: " ur mom big gay"
You *inhales*: "ur mom ultra big gay"

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Ask out ur crush day

On December 19 it’s ask out ur crush day.

Friend: Hey dude it’s ask out ur crush day!

You: ...sh!t

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Dindu Nuffin to ur mum

When ur mum gets pounded by a black man who denies it

Son: do you like it black

Mum:yes
Jordan: i dindu nuffin to ur mum

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Ur granny tranny

The ultimate roast, trumps ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian, or lastly, no u

Friend:ur mom gay
You: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Everyone else:OoooOoOOoOoohHhHhhhh

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ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

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Ur DNA has the big gay

Possibly the worst insult imaginable, it does not just go after a person but attacks them on a molecular level. Insinuating that every evolutionary advancement in their DNA was made to make them have the Big Gay.

Every time this is uttered a single frog is turned gay
*Alex Jones intensifies*

Billy: Hey Joe ur mom has the big gay
Joe: Don't make me do it...
Billy: Ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, ur sister a mister, your family tree...
Joe: Ur DNA has the big gay
*Universe starts to collapse on itself, time ceases to exist, and Billy no longer just has the big gay, every fiber of his being is the big gay*

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do ur mom in the ass

where u say a joke about somebody else is mom

hey jim, i did ur mom in the ass the other day

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