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Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.
That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.
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the place where dreams come true and pot heads are born. Easy to break into and steal lamb chops, also all the kids that go there are dazed and confused so they turn to pot,which they get fromn Ridge high school.
Yo man i went to william annin middle school and now i am a total pot head YES!!!!!
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YOUR A WILLIAM ALEXANDER WALTER GRAHAM ARENT YA!
this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean
Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
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A charming, concious , handsome,intelligent ,ambitous,romantic, funny,energetic , and talented young black intelect on lifes many roads to success, always eagar and willing to take on any obstacle head on. very friendly and is always open for connections.
wow, Robert lee williams lll is a great guy
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A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.
"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"
"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"
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one bad ass mother fucker, who loves to play games and get inside people's heads. he has a soft side but does not show it to many people. is untrustiong of others and is not know to openly socialize. falls in love to easy but does not fall out of as quick. one who has been though alot of pain and missery, only depends upon himself through it all, because he can depend on no one else. wishes to find that one perfect person but will never do so. a selfless public servant that no one cares about.
his life suck so bad he should change his name to william david colt
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