i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton
Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.
More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.
This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.
A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.
That's a Shit ton of nachos!
Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!
I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.
Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.
Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!
two assloads
Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night
A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.
"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"
A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.
I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.