Not You

Me.

You are not me. I am not you. I am me.

You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

Ho is you coo?

Basically another way of saying "are you okay?" "Are you in your right sense of mind?" Other ways of saying it is like for example replacing "coo" with something that is cold like "ho is you winter?"

"guys I just gave my cousin head"
"Ho is you coo?"
"Ho is your Antarctica?"

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You,ll

A word only used by idiots who cannot tell the difference between a , and an ' on a keyboard.

"You,ll all die tomorrow if you dont like this comment!"
"You'll all die tomorrow if you dont learn the difference between a , and an ' ."

You,ll

A word only used by idiots who cannot tell the difference between a , and an ' on a keyboard.

"You,ll all die tomorrow if you dont like this comment!"
"You'll all die tomorrow if you dont learn the difference between a , and an ' ."

Seriously. Stop being dumbasses.

would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

i lovey you

a phrase that the most bestest girlfriend uses when she means "i love you"

lovey boyfriend: "i love you babe"
lovey girlfriend: "I LOVEY YOU"