Mad Man Up

To abandon the overly sensitive, healthy, monogamous traits that have become so prevalent among the modern man, and instead, embrace the booze drinking, steak eating, secretary pinching behaviors of the swinging 1960's man.

Dude, enough with the "Mommy and Me" classes! It's time to Mad Man Up and come drinking with your boys!

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Mad Retard Strength

Freakish strength commonly associated with the mentally ill

Fool, don't change the T Shell. She'll go Mad Retard Strength on you, and then it's all over

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I ain't mad

A phrase that originated at Cheltenham High School. It is a phrase that shows approval of a certain idea.

Ex1)

I ain't mad at a snowday.

Ex2)
Lu: "Yo J, i'm about to get the bock tonight."
J: "I ain't mad at a bocky!"

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Mad Cow Disease

Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.

Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!

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mad cow with cheese

Another name for a (beef) cheeseburger.
The word is inspired from the mad cow disease predicament that struck the beef industry.

I went to McDonald's for a mad cow with cheese and fries.

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the mad real world

Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.

From The Mad Real World:

White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."

Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."

Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."

Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."

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fuck mad bitches

To have sex with many woman, not necessarily at the same time. To have many sex partners.

Yo, he's getting laid like all the time, he fuck mad bitches!

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