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On January 11 you have to kiss your ex day
It doesn’t matter if there single or not
JUST DO IT
Ex : “ Why did you just kiss me?
Me : Its January 11th
“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”
when the best people are born
they’re amazing
they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time
someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”
if you are born on august 11 2008 you are the cutest most kind person ever you will have a long life and have the best future you will have a lover at age 23 and have 3 kids two girls and one boy
is your birthday on august 11 2008 cause you remind me of someone
Every girl lost a good guy because they took advice from their single ass friend
person 1: why'd you leave her
person 2: rule 11
Line from Life Stinks (1991) Mel Brooks movie indicating that when a persons cords show from the back of their neck, they don’t have much time to live.
That guy is so old his 11s are up.