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the perfect time in the world. when this time comes around, most usually celebrate by either making out, kissing, hugging, or if anything, a quick peck on the cheek.
Taylor: Man, I'm tired.
Mackenzie: Hey, look! It's 3:17!
Taylor: Orly? *kisses*
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A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.
Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.
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Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.
Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?
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A boy who has such a good personality he is so trust worthy & funny he’s smart when he wants to be Also, he is just a nice friend overall he can lighten up ur mood in seconds his hugs are comforting & he’s always down for any dumb shit he’s crazy & everyone loves it His style is fireee.
Person 1: Aye u saw darey <3 & his style person 2: yea I did his style is fire
3 December give a girl you hoodie.
It’s not that hard just give a girl your hoodie on the 3 December.
The day u tell ur bf/gf how much u adore them and be brutally honest of how u feel about them
Gf- I love u so much u mean everything to me I wouldn’t know what to do without u I want u to stay with me forever
Bf-aww Want to stay with u too..wait is it January 3rd?
Gf-maybe
A day where everyone starts to get sad because it's January.
Hey it's January 3rd. January 3rd makes me feel sad and empty because Christmas is over.