Random
Source Code
Random
Passage in the Book of Holy Burnination which reads thusly: "And Trogdor, the burninator laid fire upon ye unsuspecting peasants. Trogdor saw the burnination, and all was good."
Dude, we need to twelve three some holy herb.
8👍 8👎
A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.
Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.
45👍 70👎
Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.
Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?
148👍 262👎
VERB (To Do A Spiderman 3)
1: To do a silly dance along a main street in a heavy populated city in front of a crowd of confused onlookers who cannot hear your background music.
2: To do something so unashamedly cringey that it comes back around to being awesome again.
1: "Derek is such a wildcard, I heard he'll do a spiderman 3 if you just ask him politely."
2: "Peter Parker's Dance at the end of Spiderman 3, is such a Spiderman 3"
Possibly an actual goddess. She´s insecure but is actually gorgeous. She´s an amazing person inside and out, and I hope she finally figures that out.
I love Rachel<3 dude.
Doesn´t everyone?
The cock and balls, what else could be so inseparable? They just cuddle up together in the scrote. God gave man the three amigos to prevent loneliness.
Brosif #1: hey man you wanna chill today?
Brosif #2: nah man I’m extra tired, all the energy I have left is for my 3 amigos, imma tug a few hot ropes out and sleep.
Brosif #1: no sweat man I know how those days go.
Example 2
Bradley cooper had a very saggy 3 amigos, he could do a squat and the 3 amigos could touch the floor with steez