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the perfect time in the world. when this time comes around, most usually celebrate by either making out, kissing, hugging, or if anything, a quick peck on the cheek.
Taylor: Man, I'm tired.
Mackenzie: Hey, look! It's 3:17!
Taylor: Orly? *kisses*
A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.
Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.
Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.
Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?
The cock and balls, what else could be so inseparable? They just cuddle up together in the scrote. God gave man the three amigos to prevent loneliness.
Brosif #1: hey man you wanna chill today?
Brosif #2: nah man I’m extra tired, all the energy I have left is for my 3 amigos, imma tug a few hot ropes out and sleep.
Brosif #1: no sweat man I know how those days go.
Example 2
Bradley cooper had a very saggy 3 amigos, he could do a squat and the 3 amigos could touch the floor with steez
The greatest furry streamer in the world, just a lil wolf tryin to grind games and have some laughs!
"Yo who's your favorite streamer?"
"You kidding, ZheferWolfUwU <3 for sure! Is that even a real question."
3 muškietininkai - the coolest humans that lived on earth they are : Gabrielė, Kamilė, Luknė.
You're so cool
Yeah im like 3 muškietininkai
Kinsen is my wife, a great person that I met, I love her very much
(Also very hot,cute,adorable and very good to date)
i made this since she made one about me
Kinsen is gonna kill me one day with all this love
Kinsen is my wife
Kinsen is pretty
Kinsen just Kinsen<3