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Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.
Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy
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the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion
Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.
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A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.
Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt
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When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.
That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect
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Two people who should be together forever.
Jake and Abby should be together forever.
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A good friend but can easily get grumpy. Likes beer and rock concerts. He can get very stubborn at times but is a loyal person.
Hey have you seen Jake Ryan?
Jake Ryan the cool guy?
Yeah!
He's there with all those hot girls!
Oh man, I wish I was Jake Ryan!
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Captain of the Harvard hockey team, Jake Connelly is the hottest off campus/Briar U boy. He just hits different. He is a fucking god and he managed to pull the goddess that is Brenna Jensen.
Hannah wells: “Jake Connelly is so handsome”
Garret Graham: “ shut upppp”
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