When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.
Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see
Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive
To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself
Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive
Walter White and a blue 1980s Lego Spaceman drove around on a couch around the g_flatgrass map while shooting a bunch of wild teletubbies.
Me and my cousin recreated the Teletubby Drive-By of 2022 in Garry's Mod.
Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!
Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."
having sex with a girl whilst she's on her period then wiping your penis on her lower stomach
He do you mind if I help by painting the drive tonight? 'Ok but we'll need a towel for afterwards...'