In your face

Commonly used as a diss against someone when competing in an activity in which one will shout "IN YOUR FACE!"

"OHHHH IN YOUR FACE NIGGA, IN YOUR FACE!"-Dave Chappelle

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busted face

An ugly face.

Guy 1: Jennifer says she's going on another diet.
Guy 2: It doesn't matter how much weight she loses; it's not going to fix her busted face.

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fecal-faced

A more PC way to say shit-faced, for when one would prefer not to swear. It means extremely drunk.

John: "Duuuuude. Last night I consumed a considerable quantity of ethanol. I mean I was totally shit-faced."
Kevin: "What the hell, man, there are kids around. Watch your language. Shit is a terrible word to say. For fuck's sake you inconsiderate cunt."
John: "Oh my bad, I mean fecal-faced. I was drunk as a skunk."
Kevin: "Word to your mother."

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Tigers Face

The pattern of excrement usual found splattered on the rear of a toilet or even in your pants. The explosion marks normally left when a bowl movement leaves your anus at high velocity, leaving stripes across the said toilet or underpants.

“Holey Moley Matt, looks like you have a Tigers face in your Boxers”

"My god Mike, someone has left a tigers face in the Bog"

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Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.

Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.

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Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

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Stupid Face

Some one with a dumbfound look on their face. A stupid face.

Me-You know Donald Castelow?

You- who?
Me- Stupid Face.
You- oh, yeah i know who your talking about now.

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