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A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.
Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.
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It's when a girl thinks you're cute but they don't like you.
Hey I think you are baby cute, but I don't like you.
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a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.
Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..
Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!
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I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!
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when you see a woman with many different raced children, ei-if one of her children is white,another is black, and another is asian-those children are referred to as skittle babies.
We were at walmart and this one lady had tons of skittle babies. Maria has alot of skittle babies, infact she has a full rainbow.
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The samllest size poop humanly possible.
Ussually produced by those having constipation problems.
The size can be compared to a jelly bean, m & m, and a peanut m & m.
"Hey Sue did you just crap a Baby Nugget?"
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In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c
Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.
This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.
Adoption is for the need of child, not of the Baby-Glommer!
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A slang term used for sperm or semen. Sperm make babies and since the sperm have not been inserted into the egg, or "oven", yet they are raw. Thought up by the adept mind of Yuri, class 1B.
"That girl was a freak! She wanted me to shoot my raw babies all over her face!"
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