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on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 25, 2021


The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60’s, featuring such artists as john lee hooker, muddy waters and howlin’ wolf.
Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by jorge lagunes November 23, 2017


see / the real nayeon

the hottest person in the world. deadass.

see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.

by coolawesomenctzen123 March 19, 2021


Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 10, 2018


A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

by K. Bradford July 5, 2018


real housewives of sydney

A bunch of crazy women put in a cast by Foxtel.

Have you seen Real housewives of Sydney? “oh my god yes”

by smutfg August 26, 2018


Hot girl realness

when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that

Taylor swift she is hot girl realness

by heckaroonies August 12, 2023