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What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.
Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
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A phrase used when you can see dark clouds in the distance, esp. in summer.
Used in North West England, and possibly other places as well.
"Nice clear sky, isn't it?"
"It's a bit black over Bill's mother's though."
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The “no algebra, no trauma” law mathematically challenged or symbolically allergic Trumpublicans or QAnonists are pushing for their state governor to sign, which would make the teaching of algebra optional for all grades 7–12 students if they feel that they were not born with the “mathematical gene.”
Florida Gov. DeSantis told non-symbol-minded parents that they’d count on him 100% to sign the “Say No to X, Y, Z” bill if they’d support him as the 2024 Republican Party presidential candidate.
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Old buddies/partners in CRIME!
Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton are old buddies/partners in CRIME!
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To see a dark rain cloud on the horizon.
look its "Black over bills mothers house."
This is how we roll in P-town. This motion began as an addition to the verbal call of "shotgun". It involves making an afro with your arms over your head (signifying Bev), while rubbing your hairy forearms (signifying Bill). The motion follows the standard shotgun rules, and must be called outside and when leaving towards the vehicle.
Eventually the motion became so synonymous with the call, the verbal portion of "shotgun" was dropped altogether.
Guy 1: "I call shotgun!"
Guy 2: (while doing the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill motion)
"Doesn't count bonerface! I didn't see the Universal Bev Wolfman Bill."
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Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.
Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.
Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.
The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack
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