minching the bird

The act of licking a vaginal region.

origin: Eurotrash porn mags
example: "That dirty bloke minched my bird until half-eleven"

McCarter Bird

A large, human-like bird, usually bald, who lives in the northern Massachusetts area and squaks loudly while flapping his arms. Wears a funny hat and is obsessed with toilets.

"Did you hear that? What the hell was that?"
"Oh, just the McCarter Bird."

rain bird

someone from the "rainy states" (oregon/washington)

Seattle is full of rain birds.

butter bird

when one applies shay butter to a males penis with its mouth

Big Bird had such bad chaffing, Jerry gave him a butter bird to relieve the pain.

scary bird

uncompromising truth junkie

scarybirds today exposed .... with their brand of kick ass no nonsense straight talking

J-Bird

a jew

He is picking up quarters from the floor, what a J-Bird

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"