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Brandon

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.

estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....

by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 28, 2019


Brandon

The whole Squid game cast who is also gay

Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one

Brandon likes dudes

by Adam L Nguyen April 25, 2022


Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.

Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."

by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020


brandon'

best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel

brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike

by daddy brandon' June 28, 2019


Brandon

The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.

Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."

by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021


Brandon

Likes Stephanie

Brandon likes Stephanie.

by jefwh9EIYPRI43U5-UN;J November 28, 2021


Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.

Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?

by MewForce January 31, 2023