Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

6👍 5👎

Eat her Piniata's Candy

Eating out a girl's pussy

Man yesterday emily let me eat her Piniata's candy

52👍 80👎

Oral sex candy blast

When giving a female oral take a blizzard with candy pieces in it is placed in virgins and lick it out.

James preferred his oral sex with cookie and crème blizzard with gummy bears sprinkled over it. He likes to ask would his partner enjoy a oral sex candy blast.

1👍 2👎

Hi my name is Candy!

This is an expression used when a teachers back is turned. They will proceed to ask "Who said that". The class then replies "Candy", aggravating the teacher.

The teacher wrote something on the whiteboard, and while the teachers back was turned, he yelled "Hi my name is Candy!".
The class recieved a class detention for denying anyone saying "Hi my name is Candy!"

5👍 6👎

Candy bar of the week

Some prize my insane literacy arts teacher dose.

U have to guess what candy bar he was thinkin of...

YOUR ALL WRONG IT WAS PAY-DAY!! ALL MINE! MUHAHa

2👍 21👎

Pop Cocks Popping Candy

When your having sex with your significant other on New Years Eve, at the stroke of midnight as the dazzling fireworks starts to go off, you pull out, open a sachet of pop rocks (Popping candy purchased from Walmart) slide your dick into the sachet then quickly insert back into her vagina. Deep penetration while your grinding will set off a crackling orgasmic popping explosion for your genital organs and finish off by licking the remaining candy off each other with a sixty nine.

Daddy: 'I used to buy the kids just a couple of sachets, I know buy boxes of Pop Cocks Popping Candy but I hide them from the kids'.

3👍 7👎

Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

3👍 5👎