A derogatory term for a faggot who has taken on the persona of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from those gay pirate movies.
(Southerner) "Hey whats with the monkey Captain Jackswallows?"
(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."
1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.
2. Snapping a dick pic
1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .
2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.
Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
Girlfriend: Deal!
When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.
Man, when you sang to that chick in the bar, you went FULL CAPTAIN!
What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.
Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"
It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple
Captain Jackson is a great man and place
Someone is like a sap but the king of saps
Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants
The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Punched my girlfriend after we had sex.