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The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.
Boise High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise State!"
University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."
Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"
BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"
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Why tf are you looking this up?
GO OUTSIDE BITCHES OR PLAY ON A Minecraft Christian Server
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To intentionally screw someone over.
"The dealer that sold me the Oregano, really Christian Side Hugged me."
"That Con Man is a real Christian Side Hugger."
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A university in north-west Lubbock, Texas that no one in Lubbock remembers or cares that it exist. Has a decent baseball team but overall just flat-out sucks.
Lubbock Christian University Student: "Hey I go to Lubbock Christian" Texas Tech Student: Where the fuck is that?
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A person who has accepted Jesus Christ into a temporary mind, a temporarily inherited heart, and an eternal soul, which goes to heaven after doing so.
Real true Christians often try to make real true Christians of other people (as they should, and as they should have a right to without being attacked, insulted, killed, or sued).
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Yes, God wants us to be compassionate and kind and tender with each other. Not only that, but he wants us to love our enemies and serve our neighbors. As long as there is no body on body action. I’m talking of course about a “full frontal hug,” one of those sinful abominations where you just wrap your arms around a friend and embrace them. That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s. Still having a hard time mastering it? Pretend you’re taking a photo and you’re both looking at the camera together. The side hug, or A frame as it is also called, is safe for the whole family, friendly and above all holy. I don’t know the exact scripture reference but try the book of Psalms. That book is huge.
Have you seen Jon Acuff's new post about Christian SIde Hugs?
Yeah! Hilarious!
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