A dude that thinks he is all that but really isn't jack shit.
Matt needs to stop being such a clam hopper.
A prostitute, one who accepts monetary compensation for sex.
That clam vendor almost gave me the clap.
When a woman is given a front wedgy while wearing thong underwear
“She wanted to start some shit so I grabbed her panties and shucked that clam”
If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.
Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!
It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.
"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.
When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.
I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.